Hard Work

March 13, 2012 by  
Filed under Family, Same Sex Parent, Shannon Ralph

By: Shannon Ralph

Lesbian marriage

Lesbian relationships are hard work. You wouldn’t think so, right? To the uneducated eye, two women together may seem like the perfect relationship. Women get one another. Women sympathize with one another. Women need nurturing and women are nurturing. So they’re a perfect combination, right? Two women can shop together. Be the best of friends. Discuss books and art and literature. Two women can share clothes. Share feelings. Share secrets. Share thoughts and dreams. It’s like a sixth grade slumber party that never ends. Right?

Wrong.

Lesbian relationships are hard work. Painfully hard work. Ruanita hates to shop. I have about 25 pounds on her, so we can’t share clothes. We do share a sock drawer, which just manages to piss me off because she busts a hole in the toe of every pair of socks she puts on. I don’t know if she has talons in the place of toenails or what the issue is. She doesn’t read books unless forced to do so. After 14 years together, we have no more secrets to share. Our only dream at this point is a full night’s sleep uninterrupted by little urchins climbing into our bed. We do, however, discuss feelings. We discuss feelings ad nauseum.

In the last month or so, we have discussed every sort of feeling imaginable. “Are you okay?” is a question that is thrown around my house practically every ten minutes like clockwork. Yes, we are attuned to one another’s emotional state, but I don’t consider that necessarily a good thing.  Are you okay? What are you thinking? How do you feel? Are you mad at me? Why are you in a mood? What is your problem? Are you going to cry? Are you okay? Did something happen? Are you sad? These conversations are enough to drive a person insane. Utterly mad. Everything is negotiated. Every decision is “processed” to death. Every action and reaction is equitable. Everything is balanced and completely egalitarian. Every feeling is analyzed and every emotion scrutinized. It’s enough to put someone over the edge.

Don’t get me wrong. I am as guilty of being too enmeshed as Ruanita is. I am constantly asking her if she is okay. I pounce at the slightest inkling of unhappiness or discord. We are so attuned to one another’s emotional states that it becomes burdensome. You should see the fights we have. Do we fight like a normal couple —screaming, yelling, and then making up? No, of course not. We would not want to say anything that would hurt the other person’s feelings. So our fights become this hostile silence that permeates every inch of our house. The rooms are filled with this crackling electricity that never quite fully surfaces. I’m sure she’d like to punch me and relieve some of that tension. I am sure I would feel better if I screamed “Bitch!” at the top of my lungs. But neither of us does that because we would then immediately have to rush to the other person and ask that question I have come to despise. Are you okay? And then, even worse, I would have to utter the second most popular phrase in my household. I’m sorry.

Sometimes I think it would be easier to be married to a man. A big jock of a man who sits around watching football and scratching himself all day. A man who doesn’t give a rip about my feelings. A man who refuses to discuss feelings at all. Or even better yet, a man who is so out of touch with his own feelings that he lives in happy, dopey oblivion. Wouldn’t that be easier? Then again, I would probably be expected to touch him. Blech.

As it stands, I am a lesbian. A lesbian who is very much in love with my partner. I am quite certain I will love her until the day I die —which may very well be at her hands following a fit of rage induced by the 10,345th time I ask her, “Are you okay?”

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3 Responses to “Hard Work”
  1. Madgew says:

    I am laughing right now as I read this. Shannon, you are too funny!!! I love you two and your stories and your family. Can’t wait to meet you soon.

  2. Brandy Black says:

    I’m so glad you wrote this Shannon. I have thought some these things many times, we women are too emotional, we need someone to stop us from always “discussing” things. BTW I’m the one pushing the discussing most of the time :) A relationship with two women isn’t just about spas and sharing clothes (although I like that part)
    Do you guys ever have the issue of having the same friends? Men and women naturally have different sets of friends but how do you draw the line with a lesbian relationship?

  3. Lex says:

    Oh my god, can we ever talk. Sometimes Devon and I play argue, just to get it out and I wish sometimes it was real… but that would be too hurtful, or something, right?

    You know what we did? We created a “okay, sorry jar” so that every time we asked if the other was okay, and every time we apologized for no reason, we paid 25 cents into the jar. We have a lot of money in there, and it actually worked for a while.

    And Brandy – I totally get the point about sharing the same friends. Sometimes, when there is a girl’s night, I get jealous of my straight friends who get to leave their husbands/boyfriends at home.

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