All Inclusive

By: John Jericiau

We’re halfway through our vacation in Costa Rica and we have arrived at our final destination:  The Westin Golf Resort & Spa in Playa Conchal.  The two most important words in that name for me are Spa, because that means some massage or facial treatment, and Playa, because that means the beach.  Conchal is a nice touch too, since that signifies that the beach is made up of millions upon millions of tiny sun-bleached seashells.  Concha means shell in Spanish.  Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your personal taste, concha is also slang for vagina.

This place should really have a name that would make any parent salivate.  Maybe like The Westin Kid’s Club Resort & Spa.  We practically made a beeline to check out the kid’s club after first tossing our luggage into our hotel suite.  Open from 9am to 5pm, the Westin’s Kid’s Club has all sorts of planned activities such as face painting, beach games, tennis, and did I mention that it’s open from 9am all the way to 5pm?  I think our boys could see a certain look in our eyes as we toured the place, because they nervously said “Are you really going to leave us here all day?”

As a family we’ve really bonded in the last week, but Daddy and Papa really want to make sure they recharge before heading back to face a long summer in … um… Santa Monica Beach.  So we will sporadically make use of the kid’s club, since it’s included in the price.

We checked out the fitness center, and were trapped inside for about a half hour while a monster of a rainstorm dumped more rain than we’d see in a year at home.  We looked at a few of the restaurants on site, and chose to return to a buffet joint for dinner because it had some kind of entertainment as well.  All meals and shows are included in the price.

The food was what you’d expect:  quantity over quality, appearance over taste.  Our youngest son enjoyed his usual white rice and pasta with butter, while our oldest son enjoyed everything else.  My husband and I decided to order Piña Coladas, because a) we were thirsty, b) it seemed like a drink you’d order at an exotic resort, and c) it was included in the price.  We clinked our glasses to ring in the week of fun and Zen.  As we looked around the vast dining room I couldn’t help but feel that we were sticking out.  My gaydar was registering zero, but no matter.  Maybe “all-inclusive” resort didn’t mean what I thought it meant, but we were going to have a great week of family fun and that was that.

After finishing our five helpings of dinner we made our way over to the entertainment stage in the dining hall to check out the show.  There were already a dozen or so kids about our sons’ ages or older lined up on stage, waiting to answer a few questions from the voluptuous Costa Rican emcee – questions like “What’s your name?”, “How old are you?”, and “Where are you from?”  With no prompting from us, and much to our surprise, our boys made their way up on stage holding each other’s hand and joined the end of the line.  They stood in line patiently as the emcee interviewed each kid in succession.  Name, age, hometown.  Name, age, hometown.  Name, age, hometown.  Soon enough our youngest son was on the microphone answering each question succinctly, earning a few chuckles and awws along the way.  Our oldest son was last in line, and quite possibly the only African-American in the venue, he wore a smile that lit up the room.  He told everybody his name loudly and clearly, and then told the crowd he was five years old.  I breathed with a sigh of relief after he shared his hometown with everyone, expecting that he might get some stage fright as he sometimes does.  But wait!  The observant emcee noted the connection between our two boys as she asked “Oh, same as this blond guy over here?  Is this your friend?”

“No, that’s my brother!” he exclaimed.

You could see the eyes of the crowd playing ping pong as they moved from one son to the other and then back again, trying to figure out how and if this could be the truth.  The emcee on the other hand, being the consummate professional, chuckled at my son and yelled to the hushed crowd “Oh reeeeeeally?  Why don’t we ask Mom about that?  Where are you, Mom?  Where’s your Mom?”

Dozens of eyes scanned the room as necks craned and midsections twisted, all searching for the wanted mom.  My son could have said anything at this point:  “I’m adopted” or “I don’t have a Mom” or “I have two fathers.”  Instead, my son took the least scintillating route by laughing “NO, my daddy is here!”  All eyes focused on the guy (me) waving back to my son, and things quickly calmed down.  We’re not sure why our son didn’t say that Daddy and Papa were there, but it does seem like most kids his age don’t want to draw attention to the fact that they are different.

On the walk back to the hotel room after the event, my husband tried several times to get our son to talk about what happened up on stage, but he wouldn’t bite.  He acted like it made no difference to him.  We do try periodically to talk about adoption as well as “the missing mom” with him, and we know that down the road it might get a little rough for him.  But that’s okay – it’s included in the price.

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  1. Madgew says

    John, I laughed out loud when asked for the Mom. I knew there would be silence as the room was scanned and out popped you and Papa. Glad you are having so much fun and everything is included in the price. Enjoy the SPA and Beach, that is where I would be as well. A great story to start my day.

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