Two’s a Family

June 8, 2010 by  
Filed under Family

By: Lisa J. Manterfield


My husband and I were at a major crossroads in our lives and in our relationship. Behind us were five years of trying to start a family together. There’d been surgery to reverse a vasectomy, twice-weekly acupuncture treatments, and IUI attempts. Then there’d been an unexpected diagnosis of Premature Ovarian Failure, followed by a zealous sprint into the foster/adopt system. Our hearts had been broken, our stamina worn down, and we were ragged. Standing at this intersection were two people who loved one another, but no longer had the strength to show it.

We had both had enough of the crazy quest for a baby, but Jose was ready to call it a day. He already had two grown children from his first marriage, and his daughter had just announced that she was pregnant with his first grandchild. He was 53, but feeling like 73, and if we kept going with our quest, he really would be 73 before our child made it out of high school. None of it made sense to him any more.

I, on the other hand, was a maniac. I had always wanted to be a mother, and the less likely that seemed, the more I wanted it. The more I saw other families, the more I wanted my own. The more difficult having children became, the more determined I was to find a way to make it happen

Finally, I came to a decision. The solution was so clear to me, I didn’t know why I hadn’t thought of it sooner. I would become a mother with or without Jose. If he was no longer willing to have children with me, I’d just go ahead and do it without him. I didn’t want to divorce him.  I loved him too much to leave, but I’d just read Joan Didion’s The Year of Magical Thinking and I knew that people’s husbands dropped dead all the time. So, I decided I’d just wait.

Fortunately, Jose had no plans to check out any time soon, which gave me time to consider the decision I’d been so quick to make. I was 32 years old when Jose and I had finally found one another; he was 47. We’d been great friends for several years before, until one day we’d crossed that invisible boundary of friendship and realized how completely mad we were for one another. This was it. He was The One, the Big Love. It was amazing. I’d been in love before, even been married before, but I’d never experienced this absolute unequivocal connection with anyone else. For the first time in my life, I had found someone that I trusted enough to be the father of my children, and I knew that we would have a family together.

And now, five years later, I was waiting for him to go away. Actually waiting for him to die.

I didn’t receive one single wake up call; it was more like a barrage of alarms and taps on the skull. Hello? McFly? I realized how lucky I was to have found Jose, and how some people never found love like this. I also knew that I didn’t want to have children without him; he was the catalyst that had originally changed motherhood from a desire into a real possibility for me.

But the biggest turning point came when a friend confided that she and her husband had also dealt with infertility. “We just decided that our little family of two was enough,” she told me. At first I thought, Yes, but…Yes, but that’s okay for you, but not for me. Yes, but a family is a mommy and a daddy and babies, everyone knows that. But when I looked around me, at the people I loved and whose company I chose to keep, I saw families of all types: some with moms, some with dads, some with grandparents raising children, and some with no children at all. They were all real families.

My own perceptions of a family had been shaped by the family I’d been born into. We were a group of people –mommy, daddy, three babies– who loved one another and made an effort to get along. We had things in common and spent time together. We cared for one another, and when the chips were down, we looked after one another. My family had been made up of people I could count on, people I loved and trusted. By that definition and by the feeling in my gut, I knew that Jose and I were a family too. We were a united front moving through the world together. We would be there for one another, in sickness and in health, when times were flush, and when they weren’t. We were a group of people (plus a cat and a fish) who had chosen to live together. We were a family of two.

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After making the decision to live childfree, Southern California-based writer Lisa Manterfield founded the online community www.LifeWithoutBaby.com. She is currently working on a memoir.

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Cookie Jar

February 4, 2010 by  
Filed under Tosha Woronov

By: Tosha Woronov

Tosh and Leo

 

 

Recently Leo sang a little song to me.  It went like this: “Mom…I looooove you…I loooove you…and I loooove your…yellow teeth.”

(WTF?  Yellow!?  The kid knows his colors!  He could have at least said  “beige”.)

And then this morning, he announced, “I’m ready to brush my teeth now, poo-poo-head!”
Which got me to thinking: does my hair really look like shit? and –what the hell has happened to my sweet little boy?

We keep a jar of “Leo-isms” – random scraps of paper containing the crazy stuff Leo has said over the last 3 years, as well as his age at the time he said it (we didn’t understand a word he was saying until he hit 26 months, so the jar starts about then).  I am determined to document the crap out of this kid’s life, but I can’t take credit for the jar idea.  That came from The Year of Magical Thinking. In the book, my hero, Joan Didion, mentions a wooden box that houses the childhood witticisms of Quintana Roo, her daughter with John Dunne.

I have been reading through the jar today, trying to pinpoint when my angel got so saucy, and now I feel like sharing some of his better quotes.

Age 2 ½ (Finishes a cookie. Then): my burp smells like m&ms.

Age 3 (Pete, dressed in a suit and tie for a wedding, comes downstairs):  Oh Daddy!  You look SO CUTE!

Age 3  (Getting dressed, putting on a shirt, pops his head through neck hole):  It’s like a parking garage!

Age 3 ¼ (I was out of town for 2 nights.  He hugs me when I return):  Oh!  I can smell you!  You smell like a big cookie!

Age 3 ¼  (passing by a Catholic Church):  Look at that ‘school’!  It has a giant lower-case “t” on it!!! (not so religious, us)

Age 3 ¼  (over-hearing a man say that his friend has two degrees):  Wow!  That’s cold!

Age 3 ½  (“flirting” with a friend, age 10, on the phone): so, what kind of sippy cups do you have?

Age 3 ½ (in bed, after bedtime stories, lights out):  I’ll have a diet coke, please (he has never tasted a coke).

Age 3 ½ (looking at family pictures): And there’s mama.  I love that beautiful girl.

Age 4  (To mommy):  I love you for 102 years and as much as the whole world and all 3 big oceans together.  (To daddy):  I love you as much as…those bookshelves.

Age 4 (Singing along in the car to Bob Marley):  I CHOC-OLATE CHER-RY! But I didn’t shoot the deputy…

Age 4 (60 Minutes is on): Dad, do you want to come listen?  Rock Obama is going to talk.  Do you want to hear his talking?  His talking is so beautiful.

Age 4 (Walks in on me as I’m getting out of the tub.  Hasn’t seen me naked – lucky guy –since he was 3):  Gross!  Your penis is DISGUSTING!  (Ah!  Now I understand.  It started HERE, when he saw my penis.)

Age 4 ¾ (I am dressed for work.  Woke him up for school.  First words out of his mouth):  You don’t look good. Please change.

Age 5: Mom, do you like Dove? [What’s dove?] I saw it on tv, ‘moms love dove’. [Oh, the commercial?  Sure, I like Dove] You don’t look like you use it on your hair.  You don’t look like the moms in the commercial.

Age 5:  Mom, I can spell all the short words myself.  And even some long ones.  But don’t worry.  I’ll still need you.

Age 5: You’re the best mama in the world.  That means ‘I love you’ in my language.

Age 5 (while eating gold foil-wrapped chocolate coins, I remind him not to eat too many):  Mom, so far I’ve only had 75 cents.

Age 5 ¼: I don’t like my belly.  It doesn’t sleep well.

Age 5 ¼: Daddy, you have butter all over your arm. [I know, I’m sweaty.] Your sweat feels like butter all the time.

Last night:  I miss you, mommy, when I’m sleeping.

Me, too, buddy.   Me too.

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