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By: Tony Tripoli So, I’ve been away, kids, and I apologize. I was in Provincetown, Massachusetts doing my one-man show, TONY TRIPOLI: I Shit My Pants (An Evening Of Sophisticated Standup), and, since it was my very first time there, I have QUITE A BIT to report. I got offered the booking there a few […]

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Welcome To Crazy Land

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By: Tony Tripoli The creator of Jersey Shore slipped to the Hollywood Reporter that she puts the whole cast on Valtrex, a popular herpes medication, going so far as to call the cast “A Herpes Nest”. But, the kids are growing up. Pretty soon, it will be time to spread their legs and fly… Prada […]

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By: Tony Tripoli It’s just a plain old-fashioned shitty time right now. A professional dancer in the first half of her career won “Dancing With The Stars”, Crystal Bowersox didn’t win “American Idol”, and instead, some guy who doesn’t sing so great did, AND apparently, the “Sex And The City” sequel is a gold-dipped turd. […]

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By: Tony Tripoli Conan O Brien announced that he will be taking his show to TBS, and airing right before Lopez Tonight. This is great news for Pepto Bismol, because following Irish with Mexican is gonna cause a lot of stomach issues. Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner have gotten matching tattoos. No confirmation on if […]

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Welcome To Crazy Land

By: Tony Tripoli You know how celebs are always saying they were in bed asleep when the Oscar nominations came out, and the phone woke them up, when in reality, you know they were perched on the edge of the bed with a Meryl Streep voodoo doll and a pint of Ben and Jerrys, hoping […]

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By: Tony Tripoli The Celebs have really been going for gold medals in Crazy lately, right? Tons of gossip blogs are reporting that Avril Levine and Brody Jenner are having secret hook-ups around Hollywood. I think they’re a great match. He is too dumb to realize she spells Sk8ter Boi wrong. Details put Robert Pattinson in […]

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Welcome To Crazy Land

By: Tony Tripoli So much has been happening: Donatella Versace went sunbathing, and I haven’t slept the whole night through since. And, don’t tell my trainer, but I can’t seem to stop craving beef jerky… The Miss America Pageant, and no one seemed to care except me and Mario Lopez. What is his skin made […]

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Welcome To Crazy Land

By: Tony Tripoli Hello, and welcome!
 Thanks for clicking on the AFFAIRS button. No, it’s not a forum for swingers and wife-swapping- (but, let’s not rule that out, okay?)- it’s a place where I’ll be talking about the goings on of celebrities, TV, Pop Culture, and even myself.
 Here’s a taste: This week, Heidi Montag […]

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